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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 8,026 notes

“How does it feel being a traitor to Captain America? He used to be your best friend.”

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 472,219 notes

holiclover:

Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 38,168 notes

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 93,510 notes

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

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Quote Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 76,321 notes

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.


David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 126,322 notes

creamteasandjammydodgers:

if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest

creamteasandjammydodgers:

if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 81,427 notes

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freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 25,563 notes

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

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